Dooley Channels His Inner “Animal House”
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Heck no, says Derek Dooley. Don’t stop him now — he’s rolling. Dooley’s Volunteers have fight left… but first, a history lesson. Don’t shoot until you see the whites of their eyes, boys. The transcript of yesterday’s press conference, thanks to Dr. Saturday:
“Right now we’re like the Germans in World War II. Here comes the boats, they’re coming. You have the binoculars, and it’s like, ‘Oh, my God, the invasion is coming.’ That’s what they did, they were in the bunkers. It’s coming, they call Rommel — they can’t find Rommel. (Pretending to speak into a radio.) ‘What do we do? I’m not doing anything until I get orders.’ (Pretends to look through binoculars.) ‘Have you gotten Rommel yet?’
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10/26/10
