Say hello to Les Miles. You know who he is right? If you don’t, why are you reading the sports section? I would also like to introduce Gary Crowton, offensive coordinator for your unbeaten (5-0) LSU Tigers. Third on our list is Max Hall, the undrafted quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals.
I’m going to read my own palm and look into the future. I’m going to tell you what will happen to these three gentlemen this weekend.
Gary Crowton: Read the above again, but add this: Poor play calling and “what were you thinking?” like communication will compel Les Miles to run a sprint from the sideline to the coaches box and rip the headset off Crowton. God forbid if Miles beats him with the crown of his hat. “How high is that crown?” Glad you asked. If a little bird jumped off that crown and landed on the lid, it would die. That’s a long jump. Prediction: Les Miles beats the $#@~! out of Crowton and stuffs his headset in….ahem…never mind.
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