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July 23, 2008

Open mike, insert Les Miles, let the sparks fly

http://www.al.com/sports/birminghamnews/kscarbinsky.ssf?/base/sports/121680107723450.xml&coll=2&thispage=1 Are you giddy, like a little girl in the front row at a Hannah Montana concert, or a grown man in a small boat with Nick Saban? Me too. Les Miles is coming, and you know what that means. Everyone within earshot of the LSU coach at SEC Kickoff 2008 this afternoon is going to have a great day. The newest member of the SEC's national championship club, which is becoming less exclusive every year, is a human pinata. Poke him, and unexpected treats spill out. Just the other night, Miles delighted a crowd of more than 500 LSU fans at the Hilton Riverside in New Orleans. Returning to the scene of the SEC's latest BCS beatdown of Ohio State, the current LSU coach managed to stick a needle right between the steely eyes of his predecessor without mentioning his name. LSU 38, Ohio State 24 was the ultimate victory last season. LSU 41, Alabama 34 was the most dramatic, significant, stick-that-in-your-process-and-smoke-it, gotta-have-it win of all. For the LSU coach, his team, the program and maybe the entire state. They'd all been waiting to exhale from the moment Saban boarded a private plane in south Florida with Mal Moore. Miles stuck out his tongue at Saban's shadow again Sunday. According to the New Orleans Times-Picayune, he told the crowd "not to make too much of that (Alabama) game as it seems like a lot of teams in Louisiana beat that team." Ouch. Turn this cheek, and get slapped by Louisiana State. Turn the other cheek, and it's Louisiana-Monroe. al.com 7/23/08
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July 22, 2008

College Football: Getting Back to the Basics of Hating

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/39597-college-football-getting-back-to-the-basics-of-hating I’m calling it Conference Superiority Complex, CSC for simplicity of typing. We’ve all been affected by it, and at some point, infected with it. Over the past few years of college football, we’ve translated what could have been arguments about some of the best seasons in college football’s history into glorified conference beauty pageants. Fans engulf message boards, blogs, radio call-in shows, TV, and any other sports medium arguing the merits of their conference as the newest and most obnoxious way to support their team. This most recent slant on chest-pounding braggadocio began after the Auburn snub of ’04. It was amplified by the Big Ten’s embarrassing debacle in the ’06 BCS game. It cemented in every home after last season’s coin flip selection of LSU as Ohio State’s BCS opponent that left teams in every BCS conference debating the merits of their top contender. Before we knew it, you, a die-hard Longhorns fan, woke up in the bed of an Oklahoma Sooner with a Missouri T-shirt on and Jayhawks face tattoos. All in the name of advocating your conference to the BCS selection committees. It’s sickening what CSC has made us do, but we have all been there over the past 48 months. How on earth did we go from a college football landscape that emphasized and survived on things like The Third Week in October, The Game, The Red River Shootout, The Border War, The Backyard Brawl, etc., to one that still emphasizes these games—but only if they don’t hurt their conference's chances of winning a championship? It's all about perspectives. We fans need to get our perspectives back; that’s what I’m here to help. We’ll start with you, Mr. Husky. Lost out there in the Pacific Northwest, many of you and your Pac-10 brethren have decided the only way to get noticed was to band together and fight those east of the Rockies together. Huskies, Cougars, and Ducks joined side-by-side in an attempt to gain legitimacy. Only their reasoning came out sounding something like, "USC has the most top-five finishes of any team over the past six seasons." What? Why the heck are Washington and Oregon fans trying to defend themselves against other conferences by quoting USC stats? How does this make sense? It doesn’t. But that’s what CSC is, a defense of the best team in your conference no matter who it is. If your team isn’t that team, you turn to the team that is, and by default it makes your team better. That’s the theory at least. How do you cure it, oh wearer of the purple and gold? You have to get back to your roots. When someone says the Pac-10 sucks, you say, "No it doesn’t, but I heard people from Wazzou finally discovered how to make fire." You can defend your conference and defend your fanhood credibility at the same time. bleacherreport 7/21/08