GOP Announces Relocation to Brazil
GOP leader and spokesman Rush Limbaugh praised the selection of Brazil as the future site of the Republican Party, “Have you ever been to Brazil? They have a pharmacy on every corner, and you don’t even need a prescription!” gushed Limbaugh.
Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin was also excited. “You know, I have been keeping an eye on Brazil for years…. I can see them from my bathroom window!” exclaimed Palin. “Besides” said Palin, “John McCain gave me a spa certificate for a Brazilian just after the election,… I think John knew about this in advance.”
When asked his thoughts on the Brazilian people, former President George W. Bush stated, “You know, I have never been really good with numbers…exactly how many is a Brazilian?”
Meanwhile, Fox News announced that they would be changing their name to Rapoza to accommodate their new Portuguese audience.
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10/5/9
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