Tommy Tuberville spreads love, not panic
The fans may be throwing themselves out of low windows because their quarterbacks couldn’t throw a tantrum and their receivers couldn’t catch a cold.
The quarterbacks may not know which way to turn. It’s hard to look down the field and over your shoulder at the same time.
Now that his passing game has flunked its first regular-season test, the offensive coordinator may be pulling out his hair.
Not that you could tell the difference.
There is one person in the Auburn family, though, who’s smiling on the inside at the false start by the Spread Eagle offense.
Tommy Tuberville isn’t alarmed.
He seems amused that so many other people are.
The head coach let his true feelings escape at his weekly press conference Tuesday. Despite the pathetic performance by the passing game in the 34-0 win over Louisiana-Monroe, someone wanted to know.
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9/4/08