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Achilles’ heel, Men and their zippers

By: Magnolia Tribune - October 27, 2009

Achilles’ heel, Men and their zippers

Among other things, the NBA widened the lane to lessen Wilt Chamberlain’s impact.

The NCAA outlawed dunking to slow Lew Alcindor.
There are moments in our history when common sense forces us to change the rules in deference to a unique, unprecedented force of nature.
In the aftermath of ESPN baseball analyst Steve Phillips’ sordid affair with Monica Lewinsky II, we can no longer deny the inadequacies of America’s current relationship rules as they pertain to the battle against Pussy Galore.

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