It’s Herschel to the rescue
My best friend called late Wednesday night claiming that Herschel Walker saved his marriage.
“Really that’s an understatement, Jason,” explained Old School, my best friend since third grade. “Herschel and his new book not only saved my marriage, they saved my life. You have to read Herschel’s book, ‘Breaking Free.’ It’s simply amazing.”
Old School, when did you start reading books? Hell, you rarely read my columns. You promised never to read another book after they convicted Tom Robinson in “To Kill a Mockingbird.” That’s the last book I ever remember you talking about, and we read that in like seventh grade.
“That damn Atticus Finch; he blew his closing argument,” Old School complained, again. “Atticus was in on it, too. He was probably scared Scout was going to come down with jungle fever.”
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4/18/08
