New bill takes aim at men’s masturbation habits
Texas State Rep. Jessica Farrar, (D-Houston,) filed a bill Friday that would penalize men for “unregulated masturbatory emissions.”
The satirical House Bill 4260 would encourage men to remain “fully abstinent” and only allow the “occasional masturbatory emissions inside health care and medical facilities,” which are described in the legislation as the best way to ensure men’s health.
Farrar said she created the bill after feeling fed up with the various legislative bills introduced by men addressing women’s healthcare.
WAPT
3/13/17
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